The Day I Waved at a Man Who Was Waving at Someone Else

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You know those moments where your brain goes, “Do it!” before your dignity has a chance to vote?

Well, there I was—walking confidently through the grocery store parking lot—when I saw a man wave enthusiastically in my direction. Naturally, I waved back. With gusto.

Only problem?

He was waving at someone behind me.

I turned, saw a woman giving me a confused look, and did what any socially awkward human would do:
I pretended to be waving at an imaginary bird.

Yes. A bird.

This blog is for every cringey moment that made you want to crawl into a hoodie and stay there. 

Welcome to Awkwardly Yours.



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